🥔 Custom Engraved Potato

✨ Why You’ll Love It

• Real, fresh potato (yes, really)

• Precision laser-engraved message

• Perfect gag gift or oddly emotional surprise

• Ships directly to the person you choose

• Makes people laugh, then go “aw”

🖊️ Customization

• Add any short message or name

• Emojis optional (🤍🥔)

• One-of-a-kind every time

🎁 Perfect For

• “You are needed” moments

• Long-distance laughs

• Birthdays, breakups, inside jokes

• When words aren’t enough — but a potato is

🚚 Shipping

• Ships fast & discreet

• Carefully packaged to arrive safe and intact

⚠️ Note: This is a natural product. Size, shape, and skin texture will vary. That’s part of the charm.